OUR GUARANTEE: Gospel Roaches have been specially engineered to resist all current roach poisons.

In our quest to harness the newest technology for the sake of the Gospel, Neo-Harvester Inc. has achieved a major breakthrough — genetically engineered gospel roaches! This new product is a brilliant combination of two important things — the familiar John 3:16 sign which has led so many football fans to the Lord, and the pervasive presence of roaches in American life.

The familiar salvation verse is boldly emblazoned on the backs of these small nocturnal missionaries in highly visible yellow lettering, which also glows in the dark. More importantly, because the message is genetically encoded into the roach DNA, the offspring of these roaches will bear the same sweet message, bringing an ever-increasing harvest from your initial investment.

There are many homes in America whose doors are closed to pastors and evangelists. They have shut God out. But these same homes are visited nightly by roaches. Imagine with me, the impact upon a hardened atheist of, upon reaching for another beer, seeing a large roach bearing the John 3:16 message in glowing glory, scuttling across the living room floor!

Clearly, this is an idea whose time has come! Also, since roaches thrive best in rundown low-income areas, Christ’s commission to “preach the gospel to the poor” will be fulfilled — and you never have to get out of your Suburban!

We need teams of dedicated Bug Runners to purchase boxes of 100, 500, or 1000 Gospel Roaches! We also offer small, convenient Porta-Roach carriers, which can easily fit in a pocket or purse. Everywhere you go, why not release a few roaches for the glory of God?! Pay a visit to an unchurched friend and release the power of the Gospel in their bathroom, or under their refrigerator.

It is said that when civilization is destroyed, only the roaches will survive. Who knows, our roach evangelists may provide a witness to those “left behind” when the Rapture occurs.

For More Information, contact: www.righteousbugs.com or call 1-888-BIBLEBUGS